why is this happening to me
Kristen Bell and sloths on Ellen
Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)
this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.
its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY
Shit just got real.
OH. MY. GOD.
then you also need 4 heavy items to hold each corner. and you gotta love lugging heavy shit to the beach. and remember, the second you sit and stand on that sheet, the sand is on the sheet and now you can’t wipe it off.
Yeah I read this as “Use a fitted sheet to make your own eventual sandbox!”