misspinchy
Would you rather have penis sized nipples? Or a nipple sized penis?
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nipplethief:

why is this happening to me

lovingeverygif:

Kristen Bell and sloths on Ellen

funnyordie:

TJ Miller Funny Or Die Twitter Takeover LIVE!
TJ Miller (HBO’s Silicon Valley) has taken over our Twitter! Tweet him questions @funnyordie and join the fun here!

funnyordie:

TJ Miller Funny Or Die Twitter Takeover LIVE!

TJ Miller (HBO’s Silicon Valley) has taken over our Twitter! Tweet him questions @funnyordie and join the fun here!

royalprat:

wryer:

Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)

this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.

its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY

thedailylaughs:

Even broken things can still be beautiful. [via]

bestrooftalkever:

willzone:

stevenxmorton:

theclearlydope:

Shit just got real. 

OH. MY. GOD.

then you also need 4 heavy items to hold each corner.  and you gotta love lugging heavy shit to the beach.  and remember, the second you sit and stand on that sheet, the sand is on the sheet and now you can’t wipe it off.

Yeah I read this as “Use a fitted sheet to make your own eventual sandbox!”

Nice!

bestrooftalkever:

willzone:

stevenxmorton:

theclearlydope:

Shit just got real. 

OH. MY. GOD.

then you also need 4 heavy items to hold each corner.  and you gotta love lugging heavy shit to the beach.  and remember, the second you sit and stand on that sheet, the sand is on the sheet and now you can’t wipe it off.

Yeah I read this as “Use a fitted sheet to make your own eventual sandbox!”

Nice!